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Name: Patrick
Location: Hampton, Virginia
Birthday: 10/7/1990
Gender: Male
Interests: Video games and Bath Maine
Expertise: Telling corny jokes and some video games (like Legend of Dragoon and Need for Speed underground 2).
Occupation: Other
Industry: Other
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AIM:  themaineman23666
Member Since:
9/16/2005
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| Body: 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart when your going to be in there for a long time:
1. Get 24 boxes of anything and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! ' Repost this if you laughed and/or are planning to do any of these things | | |
| This will make u think about your life
Body: Read this and really think about it. Picture everything in your head.
Your never know when something like this might happen, so mean what you say and say what you feel. Never life in regret..
It's Friday night and you are driving your car.
(What kind of car are you driving????)
(YOU ARE THE DRIVER!!!)
You can only have FOUR other people
in the car with you.
(Who is in the car with you?)
As you drive, you and your friends
start chillin to some music.
(What song are you all listening to?)
So, there you are chillin to some music
with four other people
all of a sudden this crazy driver hits
you in the back!
You are flying down the road out of control.
You hit a speed bump and the car flips and lands upside-down in the grass beside the road.
You lay there crying because
you are in so much pain
You hear nothing but silence.
silence
silence
Silence.
You try to yell out to your friends,
! but you are in so much pain and shock
the words won't come out.
You lay there for about 2 minutes,
but to you it seems like 60 minutes.
You finally hear something.
You hear the ambulance and you
have never felt more relieved.
You lay there, still in the car, thinking about your
family,
friends,
School,
past holidays,
old friends,
old lovers
You start to pray for the other people in
the car and for yourself.
The paramedics get you out of the car,
put you on a stretcher, and then
into the ambulance.
you see nothing and hear nothing
but a void....you are alone
You don't get a chance to see the other
people that were in the car with you
As they drive to the hospital,
you pray and think to yourself
"Am I going to die?"
Where are my friends?
Are they okay?
What's going to happen to me.......?
Did you die or not?
! What happened to your friends that
were in the car with you......?
They ALL died.
All of the other people in the car died.
They are gone.
You'll never get to see them again.
As for you.....
You died too.
Wait you were just imagining....right ?
But what if it were real?
What if it really happened to you?
Think about it....
That car was the LAST car you
were EVER in with your friends.
Those four people were the
LAST people you EVER saw.
Did you pick the four people in the
car with you wisely...
or do you wish that someone else
was in the car with you?
The song you were chillin to was the
LAST song you EVER heard.
Don't you wish you could have had the chance to
tell everyone you loved them?
Don't you wish you could have told your parents
you loved them one last time?
Don't you wish you could have
kissed your boy/girlfriend one last time?
Don't you wish you could have told
your crush how much you loved them?
Don't you wish you could hug your
friends one last time?
Don't you wish you had the chance
to do all of those things?
You still do.
Repost this for people who you love, hate,...
friends, family, even enemies to see.
Just repost this so everyone can see it.
This really didn't happen to you.
But, pray for all of the people that it DID happen to
AND remember this quote:
"Live every day to its fullest......"
and when someone says that they love you,
know the meaning of it
And mean
it when you say it too
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There was a 10 year old boy hitchhiking on the side of Route 1. Someone saw him and they called the cops. When the cops got there they asked the boy "where are you going?" The boy anwsered " I'm going to Chiago." The cops asked " why don't you get into the back of our car and we'll take you to your parents." The boy relpied "no! Not my parents! They beat me!" The cops asked "well how about your grand-parents?" The boy screamed " no! Not my grand-parents! They beat me to!"Then why are you going to Chiago?" The boy said "I'm going to go live with the Bear's. They never beat anyone!" | | |
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